How did i get here?

me:  yes, it's like keeping your composure after getting your manhood stuck in the door.

yeps

 Person 1:  haha, ive only had my hand stuck in a car door thankfully, never manhood

 me:  well, it's not so much getting your manhood caught, nor the looks you get from it

but the realization of the steps that had to have lead up to it